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Amy Pond

All she wanted was a good seeing to ;_;

The Two Amies

So this is how it all ends, Pond flirting with herself. True love at last.

Some ducks

No ducks in the duck pond.

Amy Pond Kite
Amy
Stupid

Amy trying to comprehend whatever the fuck was going on in her era. At least she's being honest with herself.

Amy seen

Amelia "Amy" Pond, or Bitch Jamie (played by Karen Gillan) was the alcoholic scotch firecrotch companion of the Eleventh Doctor. First appeared in The Eleventh Hour.

Character Edit

Many fans argue about her character. Some say that she is strong-willed and loyal, and they are right to say so. Others say that she is a selfish bitch who is so entitled that she borders on violence when she doesn't have her way, and they are right to say that too. However, both sides somehow manage to ignore the single most important, consistent, defining, and predominent trait of hers:

She's stupid.

Amy Pond has to be the biggest idiot to travel in the TARDIS in NuWho, not noticing even the most basic things and having to learn the same lessons over and over again because she is an "everygirl", but let's not fool ourselves, she has a sub-average IQ.

But she has an above-average body. I'll give her that.

Beginning life as Amelia Pond, she soon grew up into Amy after being abandoned by the Doctor and her parents.

Amy was created by the Skull Kid after he donned the Majoras mask, the moon obtained a human face and in a 3 day cycle, fell to the Earth and landed on small city called Clock Town.

Centuries later the moon called itself Amy and became a kissogram who frequently cuckolded her husband Rory Williams because she preferred being dicked by the Doctor. And, in an act of poetry that would impress Lucas, she was eventually cucked by her own daughter.

Trivia Edit

Her daughter is River Dong. River is actually reasonably intelligent, but allegedly, intelligence comes from the mother's side of the family, so River's level of thinking probably has more to do with the TARDIS than anything else.

Amy is notable for being the only female NuWho companion who has not been contaminated by niggerdicks. The actress is notable for being found extremely drunk and extremely naked in a hotel hallway once.

Turned up as a hallucination in Time of the Doctor to rub her minge in the Doctor's face one last time.

She is actually based on Jamie McCrimmon (Jamie=Amy) (Scottish=SCOTTISH!!), which explains why she's actually kind of an idiot, but doesn't explain why she can be a selfish bitch sometimes.

Reception Edit

Everyone wanted to bang her. Which proves that brains, or lacktherof, don't matter if you got dem gams and da booty!

See also Edit

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