Bessie being driven by 12 and a pair of Pancakes.

The doctor in his car sorta

Jon Pertwee was devastated to learn he didn't get to keep Bessie.

Danny, Missy + Seb

An alternate theory on Splink's death.

Danny Car
Colin Dr Who 6
Tractor Who

Automobiles are an invention created by the Third Doctor so he'd always have a place to fuck Katy Manning.

Background Edit

While the Doctor drove a yellow one called Bessie, the true nature of the invention is much more sinister in that they were created as a device to kill the Delgado Mattress. Automobiles were also the mechanism the Sontarans used as a delivery device for their ATMOS device to terraform the Earth to make babby Sonties in a shitty two parter (oi, it was pretty good you pleb) during David Tennant as The Doctor. Who loves the music from this episode he later became The Fifth Doctor.

Trivia Edit

Danny Splink was killed and taken over by the Third Doctor.

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