The head of the BBC has asked me to remind you that the basement levels are out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death.
— BBC Controller Michael Gradebledore
The BBC Headquarters-000:27

The BBC Headquarters-0

Arriving at the BBC headquarters, one is immediately confronted by a sense of dread and power.

BBC Television Centre collapsing into its own decaying evil

In a single day and night of misfortune, the BBC Television Centre collapsed into its own inequity. Get it? in-equity? Because they weren't hiring actors anymore? Fuck, my material is wasted on this audience.

The BBC Television Center is a massive corporate arcology in the center of London. Having razed several low income neighborhoods to build it, the BBC calls it home. Around it is an assembly of military and police forces to defend it from criticism. The display of force has been likened to the Nuremberg rallies that Nazi Germany held.

Floors Edit

  • Level 10: Executive Penthouse
  • Level 9: Chamber of Deletion [Old Man Enis is thought to have commissioned this level.]
  • Level 8: Department of Quotas and Affirmative Action
  • Level 7: Doctor Who Production [Old Man Enis has been sighted here. If you see him, do not engage.]
  • Level 6: Top Gear Production (level is currently being burned and sterilized to dispose of evidence)
  • Level 5: Drama and scandals
  • Level 4: BBC Main Television Production - EastEnders, Sherlock, etc.
  • Level 3: Human resources
  • Level 2: Finances and money laundering
  • Level 1: Entry level and reception
  • Basement 1: Storage
  • Basement 2: Sex Dungeon
  • Basement 3: Shrine dedicated to Jimmy Savile

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