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Brian blessed doc

Oh, how history might have changed.

BRIAN BLESSED is an EEEeeenglish actor, wr-r-riter, boxer, mountaineer, Polar Bear slayer, and WOLF-rapist. He played King Yrcanos in a most MISERABLE story and married Peri, much to her horror. He is also the father of the canon 9th Doctor via RUMPY-PUMPY!!

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Is marrying Brian Blessed a fate worse than death? Ask Nicola Bryant Blessed.

It is WEEEELL-known that BRIAN BLESSED was almost literally one of the only people ever considered for playing the Sixth Doctor. However, what is NOT particularly well-known is that he was ALSO considered for playing the SECOND Doctor. I UuuUuuURGE you now post quotes and script notes below showing what might have said and done had HE been cast as THESE respective Doc-TORS. HA-HAaaaHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Brian Blessed as the Second Doctor Edit

In General Edit

"FUCK MY GIDDY AUNT!!!"

The Power of the Daleks Edit

"AHA! FRUUUUIIIIT!!!"

"And the Lord said, love thy neighbor...unless of course he's a Dalek, in which case KILL THE BASTARD!!"

The War Games Edit

The War Chief: "You see? I'm not the cold-hearted villain you suppose me to be. My motives are purely peaceful."

The Doctor: "Okay, now BULLOCKS TO THIS!" *Hits the War Chief on the head with a chair*

Brian Blessed as the Sixth Doctor Edit

The Twin Dillemma Edit

"CHANGE, my dear!! And it SEEMS not a MOMENT too SOON!!"

"AH!! A noble BROW!!. Clear GAZE. At least it WILL be, given a few hours sleep. A FIRM mouth. A face BEAMING with a vast INTELLIGENCE!!. My DEAR child, what on Earth ARE YOU complaining about?"

"...And we all know the fate...of ALIEN SPIES!!!" *punches Peri like she was a polar bear*

Vengeance on Varos Edit

*sees people dissolving in acid...bursts out laughing*

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