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Christopher Nolan's Children of Earth

Children of Earth is a 5 episode mini series written by Rusty S. Davison, and the third series in Torchwood, and as most who fans will tell you it is the shit. Quite possibly one of the best things Rusty has ever written. The story centers around a 5 day event in which Torchwood are intertwined with a cover up of an alien abduction 40 years ago. The aliens return to Earth and shit seriously hits the fan. The series also features the second appearance of Peter Clara-be-my-paldi, and a special cameo appearance by Nicholas Briggs as Mike Yates.

Plot Edit

The plot of Children of Earth moves along at breakneck pace, requiring a detailed breakdown of the events that occur:

Day 1 Edit

"We are cumming" heh heh .

An Asian guy attempts to infiltrate Torchwood, insisting that he is from tumblr and that he can diversify a racist all white cast, but it turns out he is a government agent, after implanting a bomb inside Barrowman, he Allah ackbars the base.

FART NOISES IN THE TANK. FART NOISES IN THE FUCKING TANK.

Day 2 Edit

"We are here" heh heh heh, Jack to his dismay forgets he can heal his body in a matter of minutes and suffers in his man jerky form for several hours, giving up on killing him, government agent Not-a-man seals him inside a concrete prison to stop Barrowman from making another album. He is then set free by based Ianto and his fork truck. Meanwhile construction of the 456 hotbox is complete, and the government eagerly awaits their arrival.

FART NOISES IN THE TANK. FART NOISES IN THE FUCKING TANK.

Day 3 Edit

Torchwood has special eyes.

FART NOISES IN THE TANK. FART NOISES IN THE FUCKING TANK.

Day 4 Edit

Ianto ;_;

Jack reveals his dark secret of delivering twelve children to JNTs house in exchange for Preventing potential pandemic.

The government palms off Chavvy normalfag children sacrifices for the aliens, so that they may turn them into dank nugs. Jack attempts to interfere, and the 456 flood Ebola-chan into the MI5 building, killing him and his boi-waifu.

FART NOISES IN THE TANK. FART NOISES IN THE FUCKING TANK.

Day 5 Edit

"The aliens won't go away unless we sacrifice children, Jack! What do we do?"
"How about we sacrifice a child and make the aliens go away?"
BRAVO DAVIES.

FART NOISES IN THE TANK. FART NOISES IN THE FUCKING TANK.

ReceptionEdit

Ianto-s-shrine

I crie everytiem

12/10 it's okay.

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