Invasion of the Cletuses

How to tell your Cletuses (Cleti?) from your SJWs, cucks, commies, and libertarians.

Cletus Cull

Cletus is a derogatory slur for people with conservative views. The term is derived from the name Cletus, commonly associated with those living in rural areas. Despite this, "Cletus" has become a catch-all term for any conservative - not just inbred hicks but also rich white boys, senile Bible-thumpers and other deplorables.

Story Edit

Cletuses have a long, complicated relationship with /who/. For many years now, the Cletus menace has haunted our live threads with bigoted remarks. During the off-season, however, they are usually busy with the grain harvest, leaving our general in relative peace.

Despite memeing a US President into office, many Cletuses still maintain the delusion that they are a minority or "counter-culture" in society. After all, being white cishet men they are born at the top of the totem pole and must invent sources of oppression to seem cool and unique.

Cletus arguments Edit

Provided below for easy filtering:

>muh white genocide
>muh rebel pride
>all black people are ugly (unlike me)
>zoophilia is not a choice
>legalise same-family marriage
>more than two types of tractor
>"white trash" is hate speech
>"cletus" is the new "nigger"
>barry soetoro

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