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I am the very model of a Gallifreyan Immigrant

I'm friends with tripfags far and wide, like Bunk Bed Ben and Lymerence;
I argue with the boardies and defend myself with innocence
And pester y'all for Shit Trips two-point-five because it's imminent!
I'm very well-acquainted with all matters of erotica
Although I may not seem it, I can out-slash fic the lot of ya
And I can tell my Doctors from Skin Diamond to April O'Neil;
You just might catch me wanking over Jenna pics on Paheal!

You might just catch him wanking over Jenna pics on Paheal;
You might just catch him wanking over Jenna pics on Paheal;
You might just catch him wanking over Jenna pics on Pahe-aheal!

Anonymous may doubt it but I'm purely neurotypical
I've been here several years and been the subject of much ridicule
But overall I'm quite well-liked and I don't often do much wrong
Now tell me, how's your Shit Trips 2.5 story coming along?

— Anonymous

Gallifrey_Immigrant !3.67U82EKE is a great tripfag, maybe the best. He is not underage and never has been. He's over 18 and anyone who says otherwise is just a grumpy gus. He's not underage and that's all there is to it. Okay?!