The Doctor Is Literally Jesus

"And He who sat on him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness He judges and makes war. His eyes were like a flame of fire, and on His head were many crowns. He had a name written that no one knew except Himself. He was clothed with a robe dipped in blood, and His name is called The Word of God. And the armies in heaven, clothed in fine linen, white and clean, followed Him on white horses. Now out of His mouth goes a sharp sword, that with it He should strike the nations. And He Himself will rule them with a rod of iron. He Himself treads the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. And He has on His robe and on His thigh a name written: King of Kings and Lord of Lords."
~Shooting script for Last of the Time Lords

Our Lord and Savior Jesus H. Christ On A Cracker is a political figure in early 1st century Rome and Judea. He has yet to appear in an episode of Doctor Who, but his presence is still felt due to noted Christian Rustle The Unfaithful With Shipping Davies and his brother in god Pastor David MacDonald.

Christ Figure (Now with kung fu grip)Edit

I believe in one Ten, the Doctor Almighty, Traveler of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible.

And in one Lord of Time, the only-regenerated Tenth of Doctors, regenerated of Nine before all worlds; Doctor of Doctors, Light of Light, very Ten out of very Ten; regenerated, not made, being of one substance with the Doctor, by whom all things were timey-wimey.

Who, for us men for our salvation, came down from heaven, and was incarnate by the chameleon arch, and was made man; and was exterminated also for us by the Daleks; He suffered and was regenerated; and the cliffhanger resolution He Rose again, according to the episode guides; and ascended into time, and split off the right hand of the Doctor; and He shall come again, with glory, to serve as the Valeyard; whose continuity shall have no end.

And I believe in the Holy TARDIS, the Box and Giver of Life; who proceeds from the Doctor (and Susan); who with the Doctor and Susan together is worshipped and glorified; who spoke by the prophets.

And I believe one holy catholic and apostolic Canon. I acknowledge one continuity for the omission of Virgin; and I look for the resurrection of the Master, and the life of the world to come. Amen.

Why a gay athiest put so much biblical imagery into a children's show, I'll never understand.

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