|“||Deep down you know Alien Bodies is the best thing you've ever written, and you know nothing you write is ever going to have the same impact again.||”|
— Steven Moffat, shortly before the series went on to use both major concepts of the book as plot points.
Lawrence Miles, also known as Mad Larry, Sad Larry, and "that autistic faggot who wanted me to watch Bagpuss"
is was a writer of all dem spin-off books in the 90s, and most famous for being the most DEEP and pretentious out of the whole lot and as such is hailed as the BEST WRITER EVER to be involved in Doctor Who, despite 99% everything he ever wrote is basically Doctor Who fanfiction. This is due to how 1) anything's good compared to Gary Russell and 2) Miles is a legitimately autistic trenchcoat-sporting neckbeard who can't get the fuck over a tacky family show. Has in recent years acquired a reputation (mostly thanks to posts on his blog here: ) for hating sci-fi fans, his fellow writers and and of course Stefan Mosfat
In short, he is /who/ made flesh.
Instances of plagiarism by later writers Edit
Miles is known for having his work plagiarised by subsequent Doctor Who writers. Approximately 75% of New Who was lifted from one Miles story or other. (Loads of these are probably coincidences. Loads of these probably aren't. Miles did them first*, and no one's given him any credit.)
*It should be noted that Miles admitted Alien Bodies came from a bunch of Alan Moore DWM comics, so he stole from him first. But don't tell a Milesfag that, or they'll scream.
|Original Miles work||Idea||Rip-off||Plagiarist|
|Christmas on a Rational Planet||Benny's potential child is shaped by exposure to the environment within the TARDIS, to become a potential next step between the human race and the Time Lords.||River Song||Steven Moffat|
|Christmas on a Rational Planet||The ancient Time Lords fundamentally altered the very structure of the universe to make it more fit for their habitation.||The Runaway Bride & Zagreus||Russell T. Davies, Alan Barnes & Gary Russell|
|Alien Bodies||in the Eighth Doctor's future, the Time Lords become embroiled in a potentially universe-destroying war across against a time-travelling enemy.||The Last Great Time War||Russell T. Davies|
|Alien Bodies||A ritualistic race that wear suits made of bones and power their spaceships with blood sacrifice||The Sycorax||Russell T Davies|
|Alien Bodies||A faction of Time Lords decide to escape the War by removing themselves from the physical universe.||The End of Time||Russell T Davies|
|Alien Bodies||Many hostile alien races setting aside their differences and coming together at an ancient ruin where a container for the Doctor is located.||The Pandorica Opens||Steven Moffat|
|Alien Bodies||A Time Lord corpse is a dangerous, valuable artifact that must be destroyed to stop it falling into the wrong hands.||The Impossible Astronaut||Steven Moffat|
|Alien Bodies||Anarchitects warp TARDIS corridors to kill and/or drive the passengers to insanity.||The Doctor's Wife||Neil Gaiman, under Steven Moffat|
|Christmas on a Rational Planet, Alien Bodies||Gallifreyans evolved to have Time Lord powers and abilities over eons of time travel and exposure to the vortex.||A Good Man Goes to War||Steven Moffat|
|Alien Bodies||The Doctor discovers his own corpse and learns of his death in a great battle in the future, and his future remains become vitally important to the future of the universe.||The Name of the Doctor||Steven Moffat|
|Alien Bodies||In an exciting action-filled opening to the story, the Doctor parks the Tardis sideways so someone can fall into it.||The Day of the Moon||Steven Moffat|
|Alien Bodies, Toy Story||TARDISes are seen to take human form and interact on a personal level with their owners.||The Doctor's Wife & Zagreus||Neil Gaiman, Alan Barnes & Gary Russell|
|Alien Bodies||The Doctor discovers hints that his too-perfect companion was chosen or even shaped by an enemy to be a perfect companion for him and then directed to meet him. (And that companion also exists in a different form, which he meets separately.)||Clara's S8 Missy arc||Steven Moffat|
|Dead Romance||The Time Lords, desperate in the war against their overwhelmingly powerful enemy, invade planet Earth.||The End of Time||Russell T Davies|
|Dead Romance||The War turns the Time Lords into horrible monsters.||The End of Time & The Night of the Doctor||Russell T Davies & Steven Moffat|
|Interference||An older Sarah Jane returns, independently investigating a threat to Earth. She gets tangled up with the Doctor again, and she winds up discovering that she has a lot in common with his latest companion, a fit young blonde woman.||School Reunion||Toby Whithouse|
|Interference||The Eighth Doctor will regenerate into a monstrous warrior during the Time War.||War Doctor||Steven Moffat|
|Interference||The image of the disoriented Doctor trapped in a room and covering the floor and walls in arcane symbols.||Deep Breath||Steven Moffat|
|Interference||An old Time Lord friend of the Doctor's becomes a woman later in his life; it's not treated as a big deal by either.||Missy||Steven Moffat|
|Interference||A companion, separated for centuries, returns, recreated from someone else's memories of him. He then gets magically converted back into his real self, and doesn't remember that other life—except sometimes he gets flashes of it.||Rory in The Big Bang||Steven Moffat|
|Interference||The Doctor accidentally changes the details of one of his past regenerations.||Twelve rewrites The Tenth Planet in the 2017 Christmas special.||Steven Moffat|
|Requiem (pitch)||Plot-heavy elements like War-time Gallifrey and the bone ship Tardis. This one isn't really a joke.||The Ancestor Cell||Peter Anghelides and Stephen Cole|
|Perfect Timing 2||Arcadia being a place on Gallifrey||The Gallifreyan city of Arcadia, mentioned in Doomsday and seen in Day of the Doctor||Russell T Davies|
|The Adventuress of Henrietta Street||The TARDIS is referred to as "old, new, borrowed, and blue."||The Big Bang||Steven Moffat|
|The Adventuress of Henrietta Street||The Doctor has to get married to save the structure of time.||The Wedding of River Song||Steven Moffat|
|The Adventuress of Henrietta Street||The Doctor is important because he is the last of his kind.||All of NuWho lol||Russell T Davies|
|The Adventuress of Henrietta Street||The Master also survived the end of the war.||Utopia||Russell T Davies|
|The Book of the War||There is a place on Gallifrey which is the exact center of history, where one can stare into the soul of history itself.||The Untempered Schism from The Sound of Drums||Russell T Davies|
|The Book of the War||The Doctor's companion is duplicated over and over again into a sort of army of one, with their mission being to help and serve Time Lords.||Clara, the Impossible Girl :')||Steven Moffat|
|The Book of the War||Technosapiens share a mindset rather than an actual common origin.||The Cybermen independently arise on every planet where there are people.||Steven Moffat|
|The Book of the World||An infinite library that contains every book ever written.||Silence in the Library / Forest of the Dead||Steven Moffat|
|The Book of the World||One day, Earth randomly disappears from the universe, drawing the attention of confused alien races.||The Stolen Earth||Russell T Davies|
|The Book of the World||The Doctor removes a planet from the universe by freezing it in a work of art, then has to refind it.||The Day of the Doctor||Steven Moffat|
|The Book of the World||A race of aliens called the Quiescence, who have long pointy hands, and use religious terminology, and are seemingly obsessed with taking over the Earth, with their hooded servants the Drudges, who never speak and are defined by their extreme mutilations.||The Impossible Astronaut and A Good Man Goes to War||Steven Moffat|
|This Town Will Never Let Us Go||"A drug-addled mass of howling, bestial blubber, it sucks the children into its corpulent, contagious bulk and breaks their bodies down into something like its own flesh and blood."||Torchwood: Children of Earth||Russell T Davies|
Even in the rare cases an idea isn't plagiarised from Miles himself, it comes from a Miles-derivative book:
|Original Miles-derivative work||Idea||Rip-off||Plagiarist|
|Unnatural History||The Doctor's lifeline is a scar woven through space and time, and the villain — dressed as a Victorian undertaker — tries to use it to rewrite Doc's past. But the Doctor's companion (who he's met before in a different version) saves the day by jumping into it at the cost of her own existence. (This book's by Kate Orman, but it builds off of Miles' ideas from Alien Bodies.)||The Name of the Doctor||Steven Moffat|
|Unnatural History||"Well he’s a hybrid, you know that. A Gallifreyan not born of Gallifreyan, the one who unites the two races and brings good old human niceness into their alien society. ... He’s got a prophecy and everything."||The entire S9 hybrid prophecy arc, climaxing in Hell Bent with Me saying the Doctor is half-human.||Steven Moffat|
|The Ancestor Cell||The Eighth Doctor destroys Gallifrey to end the time war.||Everything the Doctor says about the Time War before Name of the Doctor.||Russell T Davies|
|The Book of the War||After dying, all humans in the universe's history are resurrected side-by-side in a new world, the City of the Saved. (This was Philip Purser-Hallard's idea, created for a book edited by Miles.)||The timeless world in The Wedding of River Song and the Nethersphere in Series 8||Steven Moffat|
DID u Knwow? Edit
- He loves Love and Monsters and hates The Deadly Assassin
- Was parodied in SPLINK both in the character of Larry and more correctly in that neckbeard watching the TV in the DVD shop and who was moaning over its plotholes.
- He actually makes far better points than that Amerifat SJW and his circlejerk ever did, mostly on account of not being an SJW (he is a leftist but loathes political correctness so naturally is a SHITLORD).
- Created Faction Paradox, a series
featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry seriesall about a splinter of Time Lords who dress up all edgy and grimdark with blood rituals and voodoo costumes, and basically are anti-Time Lords who fuck up time for the lulz. In short, he basically made a concept designed to rape MUH CANON fags up the arse, so naturally everything related to Faction Paradox is non-canon
- Wrote "About Time" with Twat Ood, a 6-volume "analysis" of the whole series that apparently stands at 1.7 million words, which is more than the Torah, Bible and Koran combined, and definitely more than the show's fucking writers themselves ever wrote. Now that's what I call sperging out.
- Loathes Neil Gaiman with a passions, because he manages to get laid, whereas Miles has admitted to only sucking dick.
- He also hates Paul "Shagger" Cornell for that reason too, apparently
- He also hates Moffat for this reason, and has used identical language to express his displeasure with all three.
- He asked Jay-Z if he was real or a hallucination. (This really happened.)
- He still watches Teletubbies, Bagpuss, and was collecting My Little Pony dolls before ponyfaggotry was even a thing, and Moffat thinking this was "sad" is the real reason why he's developed a desire to rape and murder him.
- He stepped down from editorship of the Faction Paradox line some time around 2013 to fulfil a fruitful career in starting blogs and then never posting on them, which can and should be taken as proof that Moffat has broken him.
- When asked about going back to writing, he said he forgot who he sold the Faction Paradox license to and can't be bothered to check, so anyone reading this wiki page probably cares more about FP than Larry does right now.
- Will die alone ;______;
- Is still far superior and 100% correct about Moffat though.