So this is what you should do: let /who/ die. Just let this old thread gather dust. No one can open it, no one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing lurking on an archive. And over the hours, the world will move on, and the thread will be buried. And if you wanna remember me, then you can do one thing. That's all, one thing. Have a good life. Do that for me, anon. Have a fantastic life.
UPDATE: /who/ did die, but it wasn't as a result of this meme. Unless you believe some sort of magic was at play.