Written and directed by Adolf Hitler, this is one of the infamous "Doctor Lite" episodes when they threw something together without the main actors so they could have 13 stories in one season instead of just 12. Despite what you may hear about the episode titled Splink, they all suck because no Doctor.
Basically, an episode of Doctor Who is recapped on camera by the sort of drunken virginal pervert that would visit /who/, and some people get eaten by Ian Levine's ass. At the end, the hero is rewarded for his efforts with a concrete slab that can give him oral sex whenever he wants for the rest of time. Just lie on his stomach, grinding his cock as hard as he can into that stone throat, and sit at the computer all day with the slab between his cheeks. Never even have to listen to her fucked up Moaning Mytle voice for the rest of your life, just keep her mouth occupied with dick 24/7. Never have to get up to pee, either. Pretty good deal, for one of them anyway.
Love and Monsters is /who/'s eternal favourite episode, we just can't stop talking about it!