|“||OI BRUV U PROLLY THINK ALL CHAVS ARE DIRTY CHAPS WHO LOVE TO RUMBLE AROUND UN'ER THE SHEETS AND THE LIKE, Y'KNOW? WELL UR BLOODY RIGHT, INNIT. GET A LOAD OF ME TITS AN' TELL ME YOU DON'T LIKE CHAVS.||”|
— Lucie Miller, visionary and greatest mind of the 21st Century.
Lucie Miller was an audio companion of the Eighth Doctor played by Sheridan Smith, and the fact that it took this long for her to get a page is sad. But whatever. She has a page now, because she's awesome.
She was ripped from space-time into the TARDIS of the Doctor by the Time Lords. I haven't gotten that far into her audios, but I think she's being hunted by a woman in glasses called the Headhunter. Also, she's like Rose done right, except Rose was a great companion, so she's basically Rose if Rose wasn't in luvvey-duvvey with the Doctor. Which works perfectly for Eight, since he's not all that great with that sex stuff (he wouldn't know a companion was into him, even if the or she ripped off 8's pants and gave him a blowjob the way Benny did.) Ask Charley. Or Fitz (oh wait he doesn't have a page either well guess i gotta add that too) .
Anyway, she and Eight had a comfy friendship. She isn't with Eight later on in the audios, but I'm sure he just forgot her in prehistoric Earth or something.