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Nicola & Sophie.

A MILF (also known as a GMILF, a Cougar, or Your Mom) is a woman of matronly age, stature, or figure who's got a hankering for some hot dickings.

MILFS, or MILVES, are a common sight in the new series of Doctor Who, though they have appeared in the classic series as well. Unfortunately, MILFs are a heterosexual phenomenon, so homosexuals may be irrationally unkind towards them while writing scripts.

EtymologyEdit

Scientists believe that the term MILF originated in Rome, during the reign of Nero Caesar. Nero was a firm believer in a strong, loving mother-son relationship, and carried on a frankly alarming affair with his mother, Julia Agrippina Milfa. Henceforth, all hot moms, hot women of motherly age or type, and hot grandmothers of Rome would be known as MILFS.

Known MILFSEdit

  • TARDIS
    • Look at the knockers she has when she assumes a humanoid appearance and call me a liar.
  • Barbara Wright
  • Cameca the Aztec
    • I'd sample her hot chocolate if you know what I mean.
  • Melanie Bush
    • Fit, cracking ass, and the screams during sex would be incredible.

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