The Seventh Doctor was played by the world's greatest thespian and actor, Sir Sylvester "My Final Story Was Lesbian Furry Porn" McCoy Esq. from 1987 - 1989 and again in 1996.
Winner of 39 BAFTA's, 16 Academy Awards, 7 Emmy's and 3 Tony's, McCoy hopes to one day receive the ever-elusive MTV Movie Award for best onscreen kiss.
The Seventh Doctor started off quite comical and crappy in his first story Time and the Rani (a load of old bollocks written for the Sixth Doctor) but after he rid himself of Mel using sheer telepathic hate he quickly became based, manipulative and badass. Got shit done and left.
After acquiring an equally badass companion in Ace, Seven's era starts getting a whole lot better. Then, BAM! Remembrance of the Daleks. The Cartmel Masterplan starts creeping into stories. Seven becomes a mysterious and cunning Machiavellian genius of frightful calibre who tactfully uses his mind to control nearly all situations into reaching his personal favoured outcome. In other words, the Chessmaster.
Based Seven was gangsta as fuck. In the 1996 TV movie he was shot 27 times in a drive-by and refused to die out of pure spite. Unfortunately an incompetent Doctor (Grace Holloway) tried to operate on him and fucked everything up, causing Seven to ragequit life and regenerate into the dashing Eighth Doctor.
- Mel (best to forget about this one)
- Bernice Summerfield
- Elizabeth Klein
- Chris Cwej
- Roz Forrester
"You can always judge a man by the quality of his enemies." ~ Based.
"I'm in The Hobbit, you know." - Radagast.
"Think about me when you're living your life one day after another, all in a neat pattern. Think about the homeless traveller and his old police box, with his days like crazy paving." Also based.
"You're trapped, a trillion miles and a thousand years from a disintegrated home. I have defeated you. You no longer serve any purpose." ~ The Doctor, addressing Michael Grade.
The Doctor: I don't suppose you've completely ignored my instructions and secretly prepared any Nitro-9, have you?
Ace: What if I had?
The Doctor: And naturally, you wouldn't do anything so insanely dangerous as to carry it around with you, would you?
Ace: Of course not. I'm a good girl and do what I'm told.
The Doctor: Excellent. Blow up that vehicle.
"If we fight like animals, we die like animals!" ~Too based, I can't handle it.
"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace. We've got work to do." ~McCoy killed every one of his enemies before killing the whole show with these words. No one man should have all that power.
"Timing... malfunction..." The Doctor, realizing the TV Movie was airing during sweeps week.