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The Doctor (1a)

"Skaro is too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don't worry; we will deal with your Dalek friends soon enough."

There are stories

"Especially that one about my son becoming a murderous sith lord."

CIA A Star Wars Story
Lightsabers

Star Whales is a space opera franchise created by George Luca$ centred around a series of movies, some shitty, some GOAT. Unlike Doctor Who, all episodes of Star Wars are G-Level Canon[1].

Features David Teninch as the voice of a robot in the Star Wars: The Clone Wars animated series. Tennant had been a lifelong fan of Star Wars and was ecstatic at being cast in the role, which makes it all the more tragic that his only appearance in Star Wars was relegated to some shitty cartoon that probably isn't even canon. Somehow, Tennant won an Emmy for his performance.

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Trivia Edit

  • The first movie starred Peter Cruising as Grand Moff. So did the eighth movie, even though he was dead.
  • Everyone with a British accent is evil, except Tom Bendu (Jedi and Sith wield the Ashla and Bogan, he is the one in the middle) and David Teninch (because he's a robot).
  • Even on this wiki, star wars spoilers are banned.
  • Star Wars features extensive pottery.

Autism Edit

  1. This is because, within the terminology of Star Wars, the "episodes" in question refer to the movies. Rest assured, if you include everything in the sprawling Star Wars Expanded Universe, the amount of non-canon bullshit would put even Doctor Who to shame.

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