The War Lord

Steve Jobs, seen here thinking up the iTunes EULA

Steve Jobs was the leader of the mysterious War Lords and appeared in The War Games. After his death at the hands of the Time Lords (oh, now I get it), he went to Heaven, where he took the credit for  wi-fi, iPads, and the iProstate. To this day he stands out as one of the most sinister villains the series has ever devised.

Behind the ScenesEdit

Steve Jobs was played by Ashton Kutcher, a stoned male prostitute. He totally laid the diss-track of a lifetime on Bill Gates. Jobs was a noted fan of Adolf Hitler, saying in his autobiography that Hitler's grasp of social engineering was a huge inspiration to him growing up an orphan.

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