The Chimes of Midnight by Robert Shearman is one of many Big Friendly Giant Audio dramas. Featuring Basement McGann as Dokkuh, Uzbekistan Shark as Charlie Pollard, and plagarised from the Simpsons episode "Bad Dream House." Featuring warm fuzzy Christmas themes like sexual exploitation, poverty, suicide, death and strangulation.

Plot Edit

Doctor and Charley arrive in a spooky ghost house and shit goes down, every time the clock chimes at midnight someone is inexplicably murdered and the apathetic gee wizz members of the household don't seem to give a shit, creepily affirming to themselves that "they are nothing".

Reception Edit

One of the very bestest Doctor Who stories ever.