|“||I said I'd feed you. I didn't say who to.||”|
- Stop ruining companion's lives by becoming a hermit.
- Live on a cloud inside the TARDIS during The Victorian Era with an invisible ladder for when he wants to watch Lizbian and Jenny Tits lez out.
- Get a new wardrobe.
Meanwhile a splinter of Clara Oswald has become a barmaid and has observed strange goings-on involving snow. It's revealed later that the Great Intelligence (voiced by famed homosexual wizard Ian McKellen) has brainwashed Richard E. Grant into making evil snowmen that eat people, or something along those lines.
Anyway Clara finally gets the Doctor off his arse by saying "Pond" to The Petermonster Gang. He takes her up to the TARDIS for a quick handjob but unfortunately she falls off a cloud and dies. Everyone is very sad and Eleven starts stalking her as a child.
It's pretty good.
Well it might be. It's been awhile.