Lucky Number Thirteen
/Fourteen/Fifteen will be played by Jodie "I just gave you a boner" Whittaker. She follows the Twelfth Doctor into an alley at night with a gun and a ski mask, and she eventually regenerates into Rupert Grint. She is the first Doctor to be played by a human, rather than a Time Lord.
Well, after much debate and polling on /who/ and betting sites being almost sure it would be Kris Marshall, expectations were semi-shattered when from underneath the blue cloak emerged Jodie Whittaker simultaneously BTFOing Krisfags, Rosenthallfags and Hayleyfags alike. Only one man knew, and he tried to warn us with his very first words. It's still pretty early so we don't know what the future holds. More details to come.
A Female Doctor?
So after 54 years Doctor Who finally gets itself a female Doctor. Announced on July 16 2017, the news fractured /who/ (as well as most of the internet.) This also makes Chibbers the first showruiner to cast a female as the lead, although in this day and age it's hardly a shock. If he'd cast another white male he'd be knee-deep in internet shit.
Olivia Colman on suicide watch.
Eh, I'm heartbroken because I always wanted the first female Doctor to be played by Idris Elba.
Gonna be GOAT.
THE DIAMOND AGE has been confirmed, Chinball will be smiling all the way to the matrix and Clara can't turn up, good.
Ian Levine has not reacted well to the news, and is most likely on his way to another stroke (we can only hope). /who/ and this wiki are now getting ready for the imminent release of another Doctor in Distress music video. We shall see if it's as GOAT as the original, though with Levine only being able to use the right half of his body since his stroke, it'll only be half as good (I'm going to hell for that one).
^That joke was so good I literally laughed my cock off.
So she is now officially the best Doctor because she triggered Ian Levine. Anything that triggers the Abzorbaloff is good in my book.
But I must warn you, she is likely going to be based on the Tenth Doctor, thus combining that factor with the fact she is a dame means that she exists to satisfy the Tumblr fans, so she won't be a perfect Doctor per se. Just GOAT enough to piss off the Abzorbaloff into composing "Doctor in this dress!"
Oh my god look at the stripes on her shirt! New companion strangling age incoming.
The Thirteenth Doctor is actually a reincarnation of Arabella Weir.
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