Lucie Miller/To the Death was the two part epic that ended the fourth and final season of the Eighth Doctor Adventures (the audio ones). It stars Palau GacMac as Eight just before he turned edgy, and was the final appearance by Sheridan Smith as Lucie "LucIE not LucY call me LucY and I'll show you the back of me 'and" Miller, who dies a brutal fiery death. Also Tamsin is dededud too. And Susan's son Alux. And both the Monk and the Doctor are left so distraught by the events of this story that they both go off in dark directions from this point onwards... yeah it's pretty dour and depressing shit, so any edgelord Who fans who derive sexual pleasure from grim stories like The Daleks' Master Plan and The Caves of Androzani will feel right at home.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
I'll tell you how I saved the Earth by dying in a flare
In the shit stain of England, born and raised
On the TARDIS was where I spent most of my days
Aunty Pat was a Zygon, which was not cool
So I left to shag Alex; my personal stool
When the Monk and the Daleks were up to no good
Started spreading viruses where they could
I lost the use of my legs and Susan got scared
She said, "You're comin' back to England, we’ll give you a wheelchair!"
I tried calling the Doctor day after day
But he didn’t pick up, that fucking wig-haired gay
A resistance amassed and we learned the Daleks’ shit
There was a Dalek mineshaft, so we said "Might as well fuck it!"
The Doctor lands, and at last!
We went to go confront that meddling cunt-faced ass.
The Daleks turned up and then a few of us fled, like;
[Zooooooom], we ran outta sight.
We searched for a spaceship when all was clear
We brought a bomb onboard and then we started to steer
The Daleks killed Alex and Susan shed a tear
And I thought, "Ah, fuck you Daleks."
– "It’s time to despair."
I pulled up to the mineshaft to meet my fate
And I yelled to the Daleks, "I’m Lucie Bleedin’ Miller!"
I pressed on the button, and all went red
And that was how I became fucking dead