|“||There's nothing scarier than coming home and finding a Yeti on your loo in Tooting Bec.||”|
— Jon Pertwee exercising his potty mouth. Tooting Bec? God, how childish.
A toilet was a device used for the disposal of bodily wastes and aborted fetuses. A toilet was often found in a room known as the TARDIS console room. Posh people referred to it as the Poo Poo Palace. (The Unicorn and the Wasp)
Blon Fel-Fotch Passameer-Day Slitheen, in the form of Colin Baker, took Cathy Salt to the toilets in order to kill her, after claiming his "little tummy" was "complaining" when he farted loudly. Soon after, when she farted after entering the toilet, Cathy remarked, "Sounds like we got here just in time." When Cathy revealed she was pregnant, Colin decided to let her go. (Boom Town)
There were no toilets in the base of LINDA, requiring members to use a cardboard box, as Victor Kennedy was reminded when he claimed Mr. Skinner had gone there. In reality, the The Abzorbaloff (Victor Kennedy) had shit his pants and then absorbed it back inside of himself (in reality, it was RTD who had shat on us all - Love & Monsters)
Both Penny Carter and Donna Noble hid in a toilet cubicle for a day, while investigating Adipose Industries, after Donna took a giant greasy smelly shit, Miss Foster soon discovered someone was spying on her and searched the toilets. She found Penny covered in feces, but not Donna. (Partners in Crime)