Outside the mainstream, beyond shitty.

Torchwood Guide

Some based anon made a guide.


The things I would do to this girl


Horey shet it's an anagram.

Touchwood: Mystery STDs Inc. was an "adult" (read: edgy tryhard) programme spun off from Doctor Who starring Captain Jack Harkness. It was mostly gay and renown for being one of the only shows on television worse than Doctor Who.

How to make Adult TelevisonEdit

  • Shoehorn swearing
  • Shoehorn gore
  • Shoehorn sex
  • Enjoy your shitty spin off fuckface

Notable bits of TorchwoodEdit

"Notable" does not necessarily mean "Good".

Characters of Torchwood Edit

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