Touchwood: Mystery STDs Inc. was an "adult" (read: edgy tryhard) programme spun off from Doctor Who starring Captain Jack Harkness. It was mostly gay and renown for being one of the only shows on television worse than Doctor Who.
How to make Adult TelevisonEdit
- Shoehorn swearing
- Shoehorn gore
- Shoehorn sex
- Enjoy your shitty spin off fuckface
Notable bits of TorchwoodEdit
"Notable" does not necessarily mean "Good".