Billiam Fartsmell (better known by his stage name, David Oneant) portrayed the First Doctor and... and, um. I forgot... hmmm. Yes. Well he did something or other. Yes.
Doctor Who? Edit
Actually, William Hartnell is the most badass motherfucker to ever exist, second only to the Brigadier. He kidnapped companions and attempted to bash some motherfucking caveman's head in because he felt like it. He could also fuck up his lines and no one would care because it was the 60s. Cross this stonecold nigga, and you'll be nothing but cinders floating through Spain.
He used to travel with his grandaughter, Lady Larn/Arkytior/Susan Foreman/The Rani, until he realised she would get him killed and ditched her in post-apocalyptic earth with some guy. Later in his life, The Doctor came back and got one of her children killed, whoops.
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Best Doctor? Edit
Kind, compassionate, yet mistrustful and abrasive. He was mysterious and often deceitful but fiercely loyal to those he cherished. He had a mischievous thirst for knowledge that often landed him in trouble. 1/10, best doctor.
William Hartnell was born a very sick, frail old man. Here's a full list of all the diseases and sicknesses he suffered from:
- Cancer (ten types)
- The Plague
- Vaginal odour
- Being old
- Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (delayed onset)