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The old fossil attempting to understand even the most basic of concepts.

The Doctor high school photo

Hartnell wasn't always old, here's a photo taken in the mid 1800s, when he went by "Billy the Kid" Hartnell.

Splendid

Based Hartnell.

Hartnell

RIP in peace.

Billiam Fartsmell portrayed the First Doctor and... and, um. I forgot... hmmm. Yes. Well he did something or other. Yes.

Doctor Who? Edit

Actually, William Hartnell is the most badass motherfucker to ever exist, second only to the Brigadier. He kidnapped companions and attempted to bash some motherfucking caveman's head in because he felt like it. He could also fuck up his lines and no one would care because it was the 60s. Cross this stonecold nigga, and you'll be nothing but cinders floating through Spain.

He used to travel with his grandaughter, Lady Larn/Arkytior/Susan Foreman/The Rani, until he realised she would get him killed and ditched her in post-apocalyptic earth with some guy. Later in his life, The Doctor came back and got one of her children killed, whoops.

Race war Edit

In his real life Hartnell was known for his hatred of Jews, blacks, and homosexuals. It was a different time and he likely forgot why he hated them in the first place.

Illnesses Edit

Mr01:08

Mr. Burns is Indestructible

Hartnell getting a check-up.

William Hartnell was born a very sick, frail old man. Here's a full list of all the diseases and sicknesses he suffered from:

  • AIDS
  • Ebola
  • Dementia
  • Depression
  • Cancer (ten types)
  • Gonorrhea
  • Alzheimer's
  • Parkinson's
  • The Plague
  • Dysentery
  • Cholera
  • Diphtheria
  • Mumps
  • Measles
  • Typhoid
  • Leprosy
  • Hepatitis
  • Herpes
  • Shingles
  • Being old
  • Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (delayed onset)

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