It is a woman's right to do the housework.

This page has absolutely nothing to do with Doctor Who and thus is perhaps the most valuable page on the wiki. Seriously don't get rid of this page again or The Capaldick will get you.

Women's rights are the rights and entitlements claimed for women and girls of many societies worldwide. A list of women's rights is as follows:

  • Washing up.
  • Drying up.
  • Cooking tea.
  • Making Sandwiches
  • Not speaking unless spoken to.
  • Providing sexual services to males.
  • Ironing.
  • Polishing.
  • Tidying.
  • Raising children
  • In some circumstances, women can apply to work in Subway, as it is like prostitution, men pay someone else to do what their wife does.
  • Not dressing like a slu--

Sorry. The previous was exterminated by Sarah Jane Smith.