|“||Millions have died, but our troops have advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping.||”|
World War 1 started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.
In order to prevent war two great super-armies developed. The English, the Russians and the French on one side, Germany and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea being that each army would act as the other's deterrent. That way, there could never be a war. However there was one tiny flaw in the plan.
It was bollocks.
Followed by the sequel World War 2.
So does The War Games.