Millions have died, but our troops have advanced no further than an asthmatic ant with some heavy shopping.

Family of Blood

Timothy escapes death. Thanks Doc!

World War 1 started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.

Background Edit

In order to prevent war two great super-armies developed. The English, the Russians and the French on one side, Germany and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea being that each army would act as the other's deterrent. That way, there could never be a war. However there was one tiny flaw in the plan.

It was bollocks.

Trivia Edit

Followed by the sequel World War 2.

Human Nature / The Family of Blood references it.

So does The War Games.

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